I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that Monday Night is actually football night. But that’s only for those rich guys who’ve lost their love for the purity of the sport. Not us; we don’t do it for the money we do it for the joy of competing!
Am I laying it on too thick? Okay, I’ll stop.
Tonight is indeed the second week of the Three Stars Inc. Flag Football league. Starting at 5:30, delicious Chick-Fil-A sandwiches will be served – you know, the ones with the two crucial pickles. A short time later at 6:00, the first game will commence.